Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Suitcases, Staircases, Semicidecases

It all kind of began 7 minutes and 43 seconds back when I read this, the latest offering from AKP. Well, maybe not quite. Maybe it was 8 minutes and 27 seconds back. No, wait, 35 seconds back. No, ...

Anyway, leaving temporal unconvergences aside, it can't be denied that life sometimes throws at you opportunities that only satsumae can squash. Which is why cockatoos and aardvarks are endangered nowadays. And if they are not yet, they might well be in the future. What really matters is how neatly and nattily you can pack your suitcases, how primly and prattily you can climb staircases, and how grimly and grattily you can commit a ghastly semicide. Or fail to. Partially.

A word of caution. This post might not make too much sense to someone who has not read AKP's recent post, linked near the top. A second word of caution. This post might not make too much sense to someone who has read AKP's recent post, linked near the top.

I think it is time to say something sounding suspiciously similar to...

Ah, well, Wilhelm just screamed.

1 comment:

  1. This post is not supposed to make too much sense to AKP himself (who created the mentioned post and thereby does not belong to any of the reader/non-reader category), or is it?

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